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Five of Friday night’s best late-night jokes


Leave it it to the John Waters, left, the guy who gave us ‘Hairpray,’ to perfectly sum up POTUS’ ‘do. (Photo: Janet Van Ham, HBO)

A quick look at the lines that got late-night audiences laughing Friday night.

Real Time With Bill Maher

“Trump’s hair looks like Johnny Depp in Cry-Baby hooked up with Bob’s Big Boy. It’s really impeachable.”

— Hairspray writer John Waters nails the inspiration for POTUS’ do

“Trump voters are boycotting Nordstrom. All the Trump friends are lining up behind him. Vladimir Putin said today that he’s going to buy all his poison at Macy’s.”

— Host Bill Maher updates his audience on the fallout from President Trump’s tweets saying the department-store chain was wrong to drop daughter Ivanka’s fashion line.

The Graham Norton Show

“If it was like 10 years ago, it would’ve been weird. Now I just look and see just a really great kid, great actor. At a certain age, you can’t go after this. You can’t flirt. You kinda just gotta be old.”

— Whoopi Goldberg on meeting fellow guest and Fifty Shades Darker star Jamie Dornan

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

“Thank you, Barack Obama vacation photo, for looking like a GoPro commercial, a Ray-Ban commercial and a Flomax commercial, all rolled into one.”

— The host, admiring the efficiency of the former POTUS’ kitesurfing photos, taken this week in the British Virgin Islands

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

“I’ve met Melissa McCarthy and she could kick the (behind) of every man in that administration.”

— Host Stephen Colbert reassuring the president that being played by a woman doesn’t make press secretary Sean Spicer look weak.

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